An Open Letter From a Spider To All Humans Everywhere

摘要

I would like to dispel some myths, drop some knowledge and call a truce between spiders and humans. It has come to my attention, as a spider living near and admittedly sometimes in your houses, that people suffer from access to too much misinformation, mainly due to the Internet. So, from one type of web crawler to another, I would like to dispel some myths, drop some knowledge and call a truce between spiders and humans once and for all. I will now attempt to count on my body the eight ways that spiders are misunderstood by humans, and provide some insight that may prove useful.