CALL ME ANYTHING STARTUP NAMES MAKE NO SENSE

摘要

Silicon valley, you've lost your mind. Your company names are made-up garbage nonsense! Ever heard of Kabbage? Yes, that's a real name-for a company that offers small-business loans online. Does the name make a lick of sense? Absolutely not. Then there's Sprinklr. We won't bore you with what it does, but we will tell you it doesn't sprinkl anything. And the less said about MuleSoft, the better. Here's a list of some of the most valuable startups in the world (in no particular order). Each is worth at least $1 billion. OK, we made one of them up-a fake unicorn, if you will, in a forest of real unicorns. But with ridiculous names like these, we bet you won't be able to find it.