MONDAY Big week ahead for me and my old friend Beansy, the nanofuturologist. The patent for our latest invention is imminent. It builds on the theoretical success of'hard air', a revolutionary building material we came up with a couple of years ago and then shelved for commercial and legal reasons. It seems so primitive now: add 'lumpening hydrates' to ordinary air, thereby 'caging' the molecular structure via omnilateral desublimation. It was the perfect sustainable local material. Air is everywhere in the world, duh. But the sceptics and the haters killed it off, saying it was too mad an idea, too 'fictional'. Despite the massive 'hard air' table we were DOING THE PRESS CONFERENCE AT. Idiots! This time, we'll be stealthier.
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