Energy ventriloquism and a post-urban behemoth

摘要

Monday. Make the Middle East less terrifying by imagining the Lego version. Tuesday. Redesign Clacton-on-Sea in Essex. I'm giving the civic brand a short back and sides. Promoting common sense and nostalgia. Not that much to do, frankly. I propose marking the Clacton boundary with Royal bunting to create a high-cholesterol anglo-gentile shtetl, where political sensibleness may prevail and people can respect themselves, finally, without having to kowtow to the nabobs of Brussels. Clactonites First! In line with my '70s do-over, I suggest rebadging the 'white' population as 'orange Formica'. Also NB, change town motto from Lux Salubritas Felicitas (Light, Health and Happiness) to Si tibi non placet, noli hic ~(*******) vivere (If You Don't Like It, Don't Fucking Live Here).