NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN COLD CALLED

摘要

"Hello?" "Hello, Mrs Cooper?" "Yes?" "This is Flip Figglesworth with Cassandra Mutual." "Sorry, we are long-time customers of -" "Dutch Consolidated. But did you know that Cassandra is not your ordinary insurance firm? We employ the world s most accurate precognitive actuaries - bypassing the unnecessary risk-taking that plagues the average insurer lets us pass the savings on to you." "Precognitive actuaries. Seers?" "Yes, ma'am. Best in the world." "Isn't that illegal?" "Not with the passage of Bill 413. Perhaps we could set up a time to sit down with your husband and discuss -" "Tony's far too busy for that." "Then might I interest you in flood protection at 35% of what you're currently paying?" "Um, maybe." "What about fire protection at 40% off?" "That's good! How about car insurance?" "For you or your husband?" "For me."