The Joy of Tech~(TM)

摘要

Thanks for the 100 gigabytes of emails, photos, and videos of me growing up. That really is something else. I'm sure everyone else you cc'd it to has enjoyed it as well. It's been such a riot watching my personal life become an Internet meme. And thanks for letting the Google Corporation know all about my every preference, from the diapers I wore to what kind of birthday cake I like. It's really made the ads they keep subjecting to me more relevant.