The High Times Bonghitters are rolling from the get-go against their chief rivals, the Wall Street Journal, on a balmy August evening in New York's Central Park. The outfield grass is thick and green as the Bonghitters mow down the Journal in the top half of the first inning, then score three runs on four hits in the bottom. Team captain and High Times Chief Operating Officer Michael Safir, 31, roams the sideline, score book in hand, trying to keep his players relaxed and ready. "Let's do it, Bonghitters!" he shouts. Then he calls to the left fielder to move in. The slugging stoners, as they're also known, went on to win 11-4. They never trailed and never seem bothered. The highlight came in the bottom of the sixth, when Big D, who's in his 21st season as a Bonghitter, ripped a standup triple to the gap in right center. (Big D, like many players, preferred not to give his name, because it's still against federal law to smoke marijuana.) The victory brought the team's record to 19-1 for the season and secured them the top seed in the New York Media Softball League (NYMSL) playoffs. After the game, players gathered on the infield, as they always do, to sing The Ol' Bong Game: "So it's root, root, root for the stoned team/Everybody get high."
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机译：八月傍晚，在纽约中央公园，欢乐时光狂欢者从他们的主要竞争对手《华尔街日报》（Wall Street Journal）起步。当Bonghitters在第一局的上半部将Journal割下时，外野草又厚又绿色，然后在底部的四个打击中得分3次。车队队长兼High Times首席运营官31岁的迈克尔·萨菲尔（Michael Safir）徘徊在场边，手持比分簿，试图让球员保持放松并做好准备。 “我们去做，邦吉特人！”他喊。然后，他打电话给左手守场员进来。众所周知，那打stone的投石手继续以11-4获胜。他们从来没有落后，也从来没有打扰过。亮点排在第六名的底部，当时以D. Bonghitter身份参加了他的第21个赛季的Big D将直立的三人组撕裂到右中角的位置。 （大D像许多球员一样，不愿透露自己的名字，因为抽大麻仍然违反联邦法律。）胜利使球队的赛季战绩达到19-1，并为他们赢得了纽约媒体的头号种子。垒球联赛（NYMSL）季后赛。比赛结束后，球员们一如既往地聚集在场上，演唱《奥尔邦》游戏：“因此，扎根的团队/每个人的根源，根源，根源都很高。”
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