If you join 'em you can beat 'em

摘要

Lemonade. It's lemonade. No... hold on. No it isn't. Um ... is it lime cordial? No, hang on... no, it's lime flavour icy poles. Yes. That's what it is. Melted lime icy poles. No, I'm not trying to work out what the green stains are on my son's t-shirt. I've got my nose stuck in a glass of the Hardy Wine Company's latest blatant attempt to lure the elusive young female consumer away from those nasty, evil RTDs. It's called Citrus, it's a new addition to the well-established Omni range of ten buck sparkling wines, and it smells — and tastes—of lime flavour icy poles.